People v. Harvard Law

People v. Harvard Law

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

"Harvard Plagiarist Heaven": Our Substitute Song

Future residents of 

"Harvard Plagiarist Heaven" 

(in order of appearance in song) 

 

Alan M. Dershowitz
Felix Frankfurter Professor of Law, Harvard Law School


Doris Kearns Goodwin
Ph.D, Harvard University, 1968
Former Professor of Government, Harvard University
Former member of the Harvard Board of Overseers


Charles J. Ogletree
Jesse Climenko Professor of Law, Harvard Law School

Laurence H. Tribe
Harvard College, A.B., 1962
Harvard Law School, J.D., 1966
Carl M. Loeb University Professor, Harvard Law School


Ronald A. Klain, Esq.
Harvard Law School, J.D., 1987


"Harvard Plagiarist Heaven"

(Based on the Righteous Brothers'
Rock and Roll Heaven") (Youtube)

Chorus:

If you believe in forever
Then life is just a one-night stand
In Harvard plagiarist heaven
Well you know they’ll have a hell of a book– book– stand

Alan
copied footnotes
And Doris
ripped off some books in part
And Charles taught us all
how to write a new way
Sing this song to
Larry Tribe
Remember him that way

More than
just a plagiarist
A hero, so he says

(Repeat chorus)

Remember
bad, bad Ogletree
His students
messed up with that book
Well time didn't change the 'Tree
we hoped would grow
Ron Klain copied Abraham
Well "
God Save" Tribe anyway
They'll all be there together, copying forevermore

(Repeat chorus)

Bridge:

There's
a spotlight waiting
For
Larry Tribe, the star
'Cause Ron Klain copied Henry Abraham
Larry Tribe’s the star

(Larry Tribe
has got to be the star!)

Final chorus:

If you believe in forever,
Then life is just a one-night stand
In Harvard plagiarist heaven
Well you know they’ll have a hell of a ‘stand

(Repeat x 2)

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